Wednesday, September 7, 2011 

It has been estimated that from 2005-2011 three million Americans have stopped smoking. They’re saying if this continues rates will reach 17 percent by 2020. And people say higher taxes are for the worst! 

On Wednesday, in Nevada, there was a shooting in the Carson City IHOP. Investigators are saying it was at random. I’m pretty sure it’s because someone found out the chicken and waffles were only a limited-time offer. 

Vinny Guadagino from the MTV series, “The Jersey Shore” joined classes at New York City’s improv school, Upright Citizens Brigade. I’m sure he’ll be upset when he learns UCB does not stand for “UV rays, Chicks, and Bars”. 

Harvard did a study on how white women who drink moderately have a less likely chance of getting diseases. I did a study that showed this study was done by males who like their women to be more loose. 

On Wednesday Reese Witherspoon took her daily morning run and was hit by an 84-year old woman in her car. After Reese was released from the hospital she joined a cause to help people from experiencing what she did called, O.B.O.A.E.S.D. (Old Bitches Over the Age of Eighty Shouldn’t Drive)